Funny beauty tips lady's ?

Hi girls.





I saw this funny beauty tips this morning Beauty tip #34 - When having a bad hair day, just wear a low cut blouse.





and this one Beauty Tip #1: Wearing mascara makes your hips look smaller





i wonder if you have more funny beauty tips ? I know its not serious but when i saw it i laughed... Any funny beauty tips Lady's !:) ;)Funny beauty tips lady's ?
if you massage your scalp your hair will grow





ha and those are funny i wanna try them now lol